Friday, March 28, 2014

America, big food servings, big cars, big roads and of course big love and dreams

America  the beautiful, home of the gigantic oily pizza, cheesy bean burrito, super size this and that. Kentucky fry, Taco bell, Mickey D's  extra meal burgers and do you wants fries with that? Let's not forget the desserts. Oh they are the best! Krispy Kreme donuts, apple pies, ho hos, and ding dongs sound good sometimes. How we love our foods but our beloved Dr. Oz told us that these are not healthy for us. To make ourselves feel good, we justify the eating by saying,"It's okay to eat out tonight cuz I'll hit the gym in the morning." Really? Let's be honest you're not going to. Hot yoga is everywhere, somebody please explain why this is called hot yoga. Is it a yoga place that enrolls only hot people? Or will joining the place will guarantee you of becoming hot after signing a yearly membership plan? Also, 24 hour fitness are on every corner. No wonder why people get fit they don't even have to leave they can literally stay in, shower and watch TV and do another work out without leaving the gym. Let's be serious, none of us really use these places aside from the health nuts and gym freaks among us. And those divorced and lonely people that are trying to get a date. Most of us have the goal of losing weight but mind you, just a goal. We all usually start at New Years and end on Jan 31st. Fear not procrastinators and strong eaters, our friend Oprah once said, I'll  give you.."A new car!!!!! if we no longer fit  in our little Honda as is. Then lets all demand that the department of  transportation can make our roads bigger to accommodate our big SUV's. Man we love our SUVs the bigger they are, the richer and better we feel. Then we all have this rush of determination and sense of purpose, to dream big and get much bigger houses that have bigger garages to accommodate our cars. That's the beauty of it all. In this land of opportunities you'll get far and get whatever you want so-long as you work hard and do the best you can.

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